"food’s ready come downst-"
who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot
Majora’s Mask Tattoo by Will Ralston
Oddity Tattoo Sarasota, FL
kenzie check it out
when no1 understands u :(
i don’t understand this gif
no1 ever does :(
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist